But the grass would be so whiny!
Guy to Woman friend in line at Murky Coffee in Clarendon: The floor here is so chic. They must have been like, how can we make this floor look chic? Let's strip off all of the tile. It's so emo. Hey, you know what I want? Emo grass. That stuff cuts itself.
Can’t get enough of your love, metro
Metrorail conductor with sensual Barry White-esque voice pulls his blue line train into Pentagon: "Pentagon."
Metrorail employee standing on platform: "Hey, you're sounding good."
Conductor: "Thanks, man. Keep it light."
--Pentagon Metro station