Sunday, July 11, 2004

Need Someone Who Can Blow Up Large Balloons, this Tuesday (Uptown)...

I have discovered the funniest thing: subject headings for jobs. I was looking in the "et cetera" job categories late this evening (early this morning) and found some choice job availabilities, such as:

-need fulltime BODYGUARD for family (North Suburbs)
-i need to photograph a Mexican-American grandma (Hyde Park)
-Have you just had surgery (knee, shoulder, chest,lung, spine,abdomen)? (Done By Mail)
-Enrique Iglesias look a like (Chicago)
-Help me sell my cubs t-shirts on game days only (wrigleyville)
-Need Help Changing My Bike Tires! (bucktown)

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