Seems everyone is running a marathon this Fall. I guess it's a way to prove to yourself you're at the apex of good health, but it seems to me that a feat that makes your nipples bleed and causes incontinence can't be that good for you. What happened to moderation? Everything has to be extreme now. And people actually travel to run marathons. People should travel to Boston to see the Freedom Trail, not run a marathon.
Ok, I'm done being Jerry Seinfeld for the time being.