Hopefully Pat Robertson is just getting old...

I don't know if the media has been paying more attention to him lately, or if Pat Robertson has always said things as ridiculous as his most recent pronouncement that Ariel Sharon's stroke is divine retribution for his leaving the Gaza Strip (and I don't know what would be worse.. Just for fun, though, let's go over Pat Robertson's list of divine retributions of 2005 again:

• A double whammy of divine retribution when Hurricane Katrina's fetus-shape meterology imaging strikes the week of the Gay Pride Parade
• Call for the assassination of Venezuelan President and socialist Hugo Chavez
• Prediction that a natural disaster will befall the small town of Dover, Pennsylvania for the town's voting out a school board of creationist-in school-backers

So, Pat Robertson, you better be senile because otherwise you have no excuse!