Meetings are Awful...

I have it figured out (and I'm sure many people before me have it figured out too): the purpose of any meeting is twofold (1) guilttrip people into doing work for the organization (2) hear the mighty sound of your own voice, preferably announcing things that no one could care less about or that could be announced via e-mail. Some participants in these meetings seem to have nothing else to do besides sit around and talk about nothing, apparently. Well here is my message to those people (and it may sound mean, but many hours of my life have been wasted due to them): find some friends, join other clubs if needs be, do work, get a life! Don't take your need to talk out on innocents!