One-track mind

Once again, Daily Northwestern columnist Bryan Tolles has written an article worthy only of himself. Tackling the most important issues, as usual, Tolles provides us with a well-researched report on the ever-lively Evanston bar scene. In Nu Rejoice, Spring, bars, and booze, Tolles gleefully informs us that Evanston is "becoming the Lincoln Park of the north," which fortunately, isn't quite true (after all, Evanston has a bit more diversity, and sadly probably more homeless people). Fortunately, Tolles' columns are consistently about alcohol and sports, a comfort for those of us who, in this topsy-turvy world, like to know that we can always rely on Tolles to write about the exact same thing every week.