Monday, March 08, 2004

More OKCupid: Alas, I'm not ready for the hornier of this horniEST of this world

So I was talking with Stef about our respective okCupid results ("the test for the new generation" according to one web forum), and she was curious about the Hornivore the male type who my female Window Shopper profile should beware of. So it sounds like this guy is truly the scum of the earth, and I am happy to oblige in the avoidance of him wherever he may "roam":

You're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely
you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

And the scary picture:

Good riddance Hornivore! hahahha!

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