Sunday, June 12, 2005

If You Analyze the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise Alliance Once More, You Don't Deserve the Priveleges you are Afforded in Life

I saw some of the MTV Movie Awards tonight, and there was Katie Holmes giving Tom Cruise an award for something made-up (generational actor award or something). I don't care that they're into promoting the KatieHolmesTomCruiseMustCoverUpTomBeingGay Thing, but I do care that people take it seriously. I cannot even count how many times I have heard this relationship being analyzed in the last couple weeks.

Here's what I have to say to those people who take it seriously:
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE.
THERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD WHO HAVE TO DEPEND ON THE 'GLOBAL LEADERSHIP' OF A COUNTRY WHO'S MOST PRESSING CONCERN IS THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS OF TOM CRUISE.

Which current event do you know more about thanks to our useless American media?


Darfur



Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

If you all really care, let me tell you the deal. Tom Cruise is gay, yes gay. A lot of guys in Hollywood are gay or bi. Don't believe me? They all look so manly, don't they? Rock Hudson was gay. Cary Grant was bi. And those are some manly men. Tom Cruise is a member of a religion, Scientology, that tries to convert people from being gay to being straight. Katie Holmes is a member of this religion as well. Also, they both had recent movies out, and Hollywood now lives on the publicity stunt. That's how actors stay in the biz these days. It's depressing yes that there is a publicity-industrial complex that dominates Hollywood and thus America, so TURN OFF YOUR TV. And for the love of the lord, DON'T TALK ABOUT TOM CRUISE EVER AGAIN.

6 comments:

Gonzalo Del Rio Villasenor said...

Scientology really tries to converts HomoSexuals into HeteroSexuals? Interesting.
**I don't like either pictures.

JPizz said...

Dude, I just read this and these family friends of ours can confirm the sexual orientation of Tommy. Our friends live in New York and hob-nob at some posh gatherings, and that's basically the word on the street.

Oh, and ask me about John Travolta's sex life. 'Cause I heard something that's pretty nutty!

Elaine said...

You're missing the point re the pictures. It's not about whehter you like the events but about which event deserves more attention.

Yeah, that is part of Scientology's thing. My hypothesis with Hollywood is that scientology is attractive to closeted actors because hiding their sexuality is something they're already trying to do.

Elaine said...

Interesting JPizz. Yeah I went through a phase where I was a compulsive Ted Casablanca and www.fametracker.com follower, and Ted gives out hints like every other day that Tom Cruise is hanging out with men. Kevin Spacey and Travolta are two other big ones. See, I have no problem with what they want to disclose about their personal lives, but the fact that they try to cover up their sexuality by parading around the women they're supposedly seeing is offensive to gays and cowardly. My guess is they fear getting typecast a la Harvey Fierstein, but that is no good reason. For all of its supposed liberalness, Hollywood has some very conservative aspects to it.

Elaine said...

ha, i like how all the comments have still been about celebs. face it elaine, crazy celebrities and their sexual orientations are way more interesting than genocide.

Anonymous said...

ha, i like how all the comments have still been about celebs. face it elaine, its much easier to talk about famous people and their sexual orientations than about mass murder.